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CrispyZero
I'm being distracted by absolutely everything. I abandoned this account back in 2010, my former output disgusts me to this day.

Age 30, Male

Eater of Sugar Puffs

Unknown to this day

Crispee's Kingdom, UK.

Joined on 7/12/06

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CrispyZero's News

Posted by CrispyZero - March 26th, 2009


I've heard that there's going to be two new Portals on Newgrounds called the Art and Lit Portals, this puts me in quite a pickle since my DeviantArt account will go to waste because I'll put all my Art and stuff on here.

If this is true, who else would abandon DeviantArt when and if the Art Portal comes?

Also, because i can:

Art and Lit Portal


Posted by CrispyZero - March 21st, 2009


I found this a couple of minutes ago. I lol'd


Posted by CrispyZero - March 12th, 2009


After watching Saturday Morning Watchmen it occurred to me that Metal Gear Awesome 2 had a higher score than that when it was No.1 (About 4.80), does anyone know the closest a flash has ever gotten to 5.00 before dropping down again?


Posted by CrispyZero - February 17th, 2009


Well heres a rather large picture that i made and submitted to DeviantArt, i call it Crispobo.

I call it....Crispobo


Posted by CrispyZero - February 3rd, 2009


Hands up who thinks my new Banner, Profile pic and icon look mint.


Posted by CrispyZero - February 2nd, 2009


But me and all the other English Newgrounders aren't in school today :)
It's because of the snow


Posted by CrispyZero - February 1st, 2009


There was a young man from Gosham
Who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
His wife said "Jack
If you don't put 'em back
I'll stand on the bastards and squash 'em."


Posted by CrispyZero - January 27th, 2009


Bloody 'ell, I've really been lagging on flash making recently, i only did two flashes last year. I really need to get some more up. Thats why I'm making a whole load of flashes this year, they'll be better than all the others by far (hopefully), I'm already making a third courtyard bloopers flash (although I've since renamed them the "breaking in" series).

If you care about any of what i just said then by all means talk.
If you couldn't care less and just want to say things to me then by all means do so.


Posted by CrispyZero - January 20th, 2009


Here are the review guidelines i found in the FAQ section:

Stay on the topic of the submission and do not make personal remarks or insults towards the author. This is a big offense. Telling artists "You suck!", "You should go kill yourself!", "You are gay!" etc., will get you banned and you may lose your account. Without our contributors Newgrounds wouldn't be what it is, so we take seriously any insults directed at them by reviewers.

Do not post TONS and TONS of crappy reviews just to get high in the rankings. If we catch someone doing this we will delete all their reviews - wouldn't that be a pain in the ass? Take your time and write a sincere review for every movie you wish to critique. Make sure your review is relative to the submission. Reviews that are found to offer no benefit to the author may be deleted.

Do not use the review space for the purpose of promoting things. Stick to reviewing the movies - we don't want to hear about how great your website is. Also, posting links to websites that reward you for sending hits is prohibited; we will delete your account for the first offense with no warning. Posting unrelated links is also prohibited and will result in a ban.

Do not flood the review title or body. Examples would be long strings of characters or words with no breaks or repeating words or phrases over and over. Do not submit images made from text and characters, as this will also get you banned.

Do not use reviews to express your feelings that the entry should be BLAMMED. If you post "BLAM this" or something similar you will be banned. Use the review option to tell the author how they can improve their work.

Do not use the review field to address other user's reviews you didn't agree with. You are to be reviewing the submission, not other people's reviews.

If you believe an entry is stolen, do not comment about it in your review. If you are wrong, you may convince other users that the entry is stolen and you may cause a legitimate entry to receive an unfairly low score, or have the whistle blown on it. Use the whistle option, if available, to flag the entry as stolen when you believe that is the case. If there is no whistle option available (the entry is no longer under judgment) contact Wade with as many details as you can about the stolen Flash and where you think it was stolen from.

If you think a submission doesn't belong on the front page of the site or shouldn't be featured in special sections of the site, keep it to yourself. The submissions on the front page and in special sections of the site are put there by our staff, not by the author. Keep your focus on how the person who submitted might improve their work.

A couple of days ago i wrote what i thought was a rather honest review. I didn't insult the author, i didn't post loads of crap reviews, i didn't promote anything, i didn't flood the body of the review box, at no point did i say it should be blammed, i never said anybody elses reviews were crap, i didn't say i believed it was stolen, and i didn't say it shouldn't be on the front age and/or in a special section of the site (which it wasn't anyway) and it still got whistled.
Does anyone else believe that people are abusing their whistles when it comes to reading reviews?


Posted by CrispyZero - January 3rd, 2009


Here's another post to fill in the gap since christmas, talk about stuff.