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CrispyZero's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 237 (From 39 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,360 Points

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Key Puncher Unlocked 5/14/09
25 Points
Complete first 5 levels.
Systems Analyst Unlocked 5/15/09
25 Points
Complete first 9 levels.
PROgrammer 50 Points Complete Lighbot.

Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/100 points)

Alkie Kong 2

Rick Rolled Unlocked 3/22/09
5 Points
View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack Unlocked 3/26/09
5 Points
Find 6 bottles.
Worship the Mighty Unlocked 3/6/09
5 Points
View the high scores.
Great Listener Unlocked 3/6/09
10 Points
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Code Breaker Unlocked 3/22/09
25 Points
Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender Unlocked 3/15/09
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Vertigo Unlocked 3/22/09
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 7/16 (100/500 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 12/23/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Barbarian Bob [Remake]

Savage Speed Unlocked 4/24/09
25 Points
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Rags to Riches Unlocked 4/24/09
50 Points
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Barbaric 25 Points Kill 50 Enemies.
Carbon Copy 50 Points Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Warlock Holmes 50 Points Find all secret items.
Barbarian King 100 Points Complete every achievement.
InvinciBob 100 Points Finish the game without dying.
Shieldless Wonder 100 Points Finish the game without using your shield.

Medals Earned: 2/8 (75/500 points)

Bunny Invasion: Easter

BULLET SPENDER Unlocked 4/24/09
5 Points
Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! Unlocked 4/24/09
5 Points
Kill 50 bunnies.
FAT WALLET 5 Points Spend £10,000.
TICK, BOOM! 5 Points Use a grenade.
AAARGH! 10 Points Go into RAGE.
BEEP, BOOM! 10 Points Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS 10 Points Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN 25 Points Kill the bunny man.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! 25 Points Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR 25 Points Fully Upgrade the assistant.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! 25 Points Kill the super bunny.
NICE SCORE 50 Points Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY 50 Points Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY 50 Points Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL 100 Points Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/500 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 4/28/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! Unlocked 4/28/09
25 Points
Reach the maxed out level.
Power Razor Unlocked 4/28/09
25 Points
Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest Unlocked 4/28/09
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp Unlocked 4/28/09
50 Points
Defeat The Beard
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.

Medals Earned: 5/6 (130/155 points)

Charlie Sheen - Winning

Tiger Blood Unlocked 3/13/11
5 Points
Activate Tiger Mode
Two and a Half Miles Unlocked 3/13/11
5 Points
Travel over 2.5 miles
Bend Over 5 Points Die 5 Times
People Person 5 Points Run 250 people over
Terminal Velocity 5 Points Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
CARnage 10 Points Destroy 100 cars
Hot Shot 10 Points Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Major Bender 10 Points Travel 100 miles
My Goddesses 10 Points Pick up 30 strippers
Winners use Drugs 10 Points Use every type of drug in the game
Street Wall 25 Points Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Rockstar From Mars 50 Points Travel 200 miles

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/150 points)

Da Pink Knight

TKO Unlocked 5/20/09
10 Points
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
JuiceyKisses Unlocked 5/3/09
25 Points
Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
YouWin Unlocked 5/3/09
25 Points
You Win.
CuttinOutSweets Unlocked 5/3/09
50 Points
Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower Unlocked 5/3/09
50 Points
Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz Unlocked 5/3/09
50 Points
Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
PlaywithMyBalls Unlocked 5/3/09
50 Points
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Tilt Unlocked 5/3/09
100 Points
Beat the game with a certain score..
TimeAttack Unlocked 5/3/09
100 Points
Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.
OneBigClusterFart 25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.

Medals Earned: 9/10 (460/485 points)

Darnell's Recount

DownForwardPunch Unlocked 5/10/09
5 Points
View the COMBOS page.
Floatin Unlocked 5/10/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
Teh Intran3tz Unlocked 5/10/09
5 Points
Visit the links page.
The Election Unlocked 5/10/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
Animal Control Unlocked 5/10/09
50 Points
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
UberPWNT Unlocked 5/10/09
50 Points
Shut down the UberBot.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 6/14 (120/415 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 4/2/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 4/3/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 4/2/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)